Post by Ozzy White on Nov 20, 2011 15:56:06 GMT -4
Your Horoscopes for the Month[/size]
By Ozzy White
Aries- Someone will surprise you with a gift that will knock you off your feet. It will come in the form of a punch to the jaw. Have a nice fall!
Leo- You will finally get the grade you truly deserve. You will fail after being caught cheating on a test or final.
Sagittarius- You will feel like a princess this holiday season- Cinderella to be specific. You will need to clean and cook and work and will receive no thank you and be considered a slave.
Taurus- You will find true love... in your best friend's significant other. You decide. Lose your best friend and attempt to get the person to fall for you or crush your own heart.
Virgo- You will truly be part of a Candy Land- Willy Wonka's candy shop to be specific. A mishap with some spray tan or hair dye will make you truly one of the Oompa Loompa family. ALL ARE WELCOME!
Capricorn- You will see the greatest thanksgiving feast imaginable this holiday season. Too bad it won't be yours.
Gemini- Your family will truly come together this season... over the hospital bed of the loved one who forgot to defrost the chicken before deep frying it. BOOM!
Libra- Happy holidays. You finally got lucky. Too bad you don't remember it.
Aquarius- Every holiday season is not complete without gifts right?! Your gift this season? Nothing but coal and rejection. Happy Holidays.
Cancer- You will have a surprise visitor this holiday season. Oh, just to let you know it will be an ex or unwanted family member. ENJOY!
Scorpio- You will be visited by a loved one. Only problem? They plan to flip your world upside down. life as you know it will be over by the time they say goodbye.
Pisces- Everyone needs money for gifts and food during the holidays right?! Well you have none. You will be fired from your job and robbed all within the same month. I guess luck is not on your side.
By Ozzy White
Aries- Someone will surprise you with a gift that will knock you off your feet. It will come in the form of a punch to the jaw. Have a nice fall!
Leo- You will finally get the grade you truly deserve. You will fail after being caught cheating on a test or final.
Sagittarius- You will feel like a princess this holiday season- Cinderella to be specific. You will need to clean and cook and work and will receive no thank you and be considered a slave.
Taurus- You will find true love... in your best friend's significant other. You decide. Lose your best friend and attempt to get the person to fall for you or crush your own heart.
Virgo- You will truly be part of a Candy Land- Willy Wonka's candy shop to be specific. A mishap with some spray tan or hair dye will make you truly one of the Oompa Loompa family. ALL ARE WELCOME!
Capricorn- You will see the greatest thanksgiving feast imaginable this holiday season. Too bad it won't be yours.
Gemini- Your family will truly come together this season... over the hospital bed of the loved one who forgot to defrost the chicken before deep frying it. BOOM!
Libra- Happy holidays. You finally got lucky. Too bad you don't remember it.
Aquarius- Every holiday season is not complete without gifts right?! Your gift this season? Nothing but coal and rejection. Happy Holidays.
Cancer- You will have a surprise visitor this holiday season. Oh, just to let you know it will be an ex or unwanted family member. ENJOY!
Scorpio- You will be visited by a loved one. Only problem? They plan to flip your world upside down. life as you know it will be over by the time they say goodbye.
Pisces- Everyone needs money for gifts and food during the holidays right?! Well you have none. You will be fired from your job and robbed all within the same month. I guess luck is not on your side.
